Uprock/Primal Urges

This is the Notorious B.I.G. the best rapper in the universe. I think I'm gonna talk a lot about hip hop on this blog, meaning rap, graffiti, b-boying and dj's.

I'm really into old hip hop fashion right now. Like those thick glasses that all the kids up in the ghetto had, and the pants, and the addidas, and the four finger rings. And of course all the fucking chains, it was beautiful. There's a hat store across from my house, so maybe I'll buy a Kangol or something.

I guess I'll start out with a list of my favorite rappers. Cause I'm a loser, leave me alone.

1. Nas
2. Notorious B.I.G.
3. Aesop Rock
4. Chuck D
5. Big Daddy Kane
6. Bigg Jus
7. El-P
8. Kool Keith
9. Method Man
10. GZA

There you have it, pretty cliche but whatever.

So anyways, today my friend and I were talking about what we've always wanted to do to a baby. She's always wanted to just punt one, and I've always wanted to drop one, shake one or throw one. The only reason I've really ever wanted to do it is because society says I can't. This got me to thinking, where did the phrase "you're so cute I could eat you up" come from? What if when we think a baby is cute it's really just our desire to eat them? What if it's human nature to want to eat their children, and it's just been supressed over the years? That would be so weird and we'd all be disgusted with ourselves, but things like that happen all the time, like it's a guy's nature to check out a girl, there's nothing we can do about it really. It's a weird concept, but whatever.

That got me to thinking, I've always wanted to fight an animal. So I'm always being mean to my dog, even though I love him, I want to fight him, just to show dominance. I'll never fight him though, he's my best friend, I'll just keep feeding him.